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  1. Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
    It took me years to write, will you take a look?
    It’s based on a novel by a man named Lear
    And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer
    Paperback writer

    It’s the dirty story of a dirty man
    And his clinging wife doesn’t understand
    His son is working for the Daily Mail
    It’s a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer
    Paperback writer

    Paperback writer

    It’s a thousand pages, give or take a few
    I’ll be writing more in a week or two
    I can make it longer if you like the style
    I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer
    Paperback writer

    If you really like it you can have the rights
    It could make a million for you overnight
    If you must return it, you can send it here
    But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer
    Paperback writer

    Paperback writer

    Paperback writer, paperback writer
    Paperback writer, paperback writer
    Paperback writer, paperback writer


    1. I love that song. I must admit, when it first came out, I never dreamed I’d have a book published! Ok, it’s an ebook but one day, I want to be a paperback writer!

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